IT'S TORTLE TIME: An Almost Heroic Christmas Special

We couldn't book Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sinbad to reprise their roles, but we're doing a parody of one of favorite holiday movies:  JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

Join Sammael, Murmur, Ralf, and Azurite as they set forth on an adventure to get a sick child a Tortle Man action figure in this holiday themed one-shot!  Perfect for new and returning listeners!

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